You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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