Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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