Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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