I'm drive I can fine osifer
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
