I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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