Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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