The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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