what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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