then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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