She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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