Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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