Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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