So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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