It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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