she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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