Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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