i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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