your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize