ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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