Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I wish i was in the wii world.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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