Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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