I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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