I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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