do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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