You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wish you could order shots online.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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