How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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