dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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