Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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