No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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