plz talk dirty to me
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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