Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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