He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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