Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
