look no pants
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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