I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Sext me about skeletons
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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