So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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