I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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