DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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