It was confusing and full of hummus
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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