I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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