The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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