pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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