Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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