There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I didn't notice because vodka
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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