Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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