The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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