Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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