He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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