i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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