he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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