Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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