I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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