ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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