The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just want nice things and good sex
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
