their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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