I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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