I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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