I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i now understand why vodka
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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